Vacation

Where the fuck have I been? I make two posts and then just left on vacation. You don't own me so fuck the fuck off. There's only one of you so far anyway so I even if I gave a shit about other people, just one person isn't enough to give a shit about. You can't tell me when to post so stop sending me these stupid emails.

If anything pisses me off more it's when people tell me what to do. Maybe I was gonna do it anyway, you don't know. So do I not do it just because someone told me to or do I do it without regard to anyone else? The latter you molasses brains. I don't give a flying bacon wrapped dinosaur penis about any of you fucking douche swallowers, so I'm back now, whoop, dee, fucking dooo. So maybe now you (you know who you are because you're the only person) won't send any more stupid emails.